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17 Reasons You Should Let Arthur Andersen Prepare Your Taxes 1. We shred documents. 2. We look the other way. 3. Compared to the rest of our clientele, you look like Mother Teresa. 4. We must raise bail. 5. We have friends in high places. 6. If you are audited, we will plead the fifth. 7. You steal it, we hide it. 8. Go ahead—write off that weekend at Foxwoods. 9. Stick it to your employees once and for all. 10. We can kick H&R Block’s ass. 11. Laws are made to be broken—let us show you how. 12. If you are not satisfied with our return, you owe Uncle Sam nothing. 13. Shell games, Ponzi schemes, and off-shore accounts don’t scare us. 14. Can you say “loophole?” 15. We can save you more than you made last year. 16. We need the work. 17. You’re running out of time, and so are we. Click here to rant back. |